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CarnalNation has assembled twelve people, whose diversity is matched only by their perversity, to form the Perv Panel. Each week, three of our resident perverts tag-team your most intimate questions. You need an opinion? We'll give you three. Can you handle it? Are you sure? Then submit your question to perv-panel@carnalnation.com, and brace yourself for the answers.

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3 years 14 weeks
PervPanel, December 14th, 2009
Your opinions on my problem would be greatly appreciated. I am a 21-year-old woman who's been in a loving, happy relationship with a man for the past 2 years. Gradually over the course of those 2...
PervPanel, November 30th, 2009
My partner and I are struggling with a problem, and I hope that perhaps the 'Perv Panel' can provide some much needed advice.  He and I have been having sex for the better part of a year,...
PervPanel, November 23rd, 2009
My partner and I have made the decision to split up after seven years of incredible sexual exploration and celebration. It is both tragic and an exciting new chapter in our lives, a new way to...
PervPanel, November 16th, 2009
I’m a twenty-six-year-old woman, and I’ve never had sex. I get into relationships and enjoy intimacy, making out, and fondling but the idea of having a penis inside of me scares the hell out of me. I...
PervPanel, November 9th, 2009
Hello! I am an 18-year-old girl, and I have a rather embarrassing confession... I have never masturbated. Ever. Never fingered, rubbed, or stuck anything up there. I've never even used a tampon! (TMI...
PervPanel, November 2nd, 2009
My whole life i have gotten cold sores. I usually only get them about once a  year, but since I started dating my boyfriend three months ago, I've already gotten 4 this month! Usually at the...
PervPanel, October 26th, 2009
My boyfriend and I have been dating for a little over three months now. He really enjoys "talking dirty" during sex. Whenever he starts though, I freeze up and can't come up with anything to say. I...
PervPanel, October 12th, 2009
I've just started seeing a new woman for the first time in two years. I have fibromyalgia and terrible, often disabling chronic pain. I have had some S/M play and oral sex with her, and we had...
PervPanel, October 5th, 2009
I am a bride-to-be and a bit of a control freak.  For my own bachelorette party, I'd love to take all my friends to the Museum of Sex in New York City, which sounds racy but is pretty tame, and then...
PervPanel, September 28th, 2009
I'm not sure how to handle this, and I would really appreciate some help. Like most modern, sex-positive women, I have a number of vibrators and other sex toys that I use with myself or with a...
PervPanel, September 7th, 2009
I am a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. I've been clean for almost 8 months, and basically AA has saved my life. It's even given me a life since I quit drinking and snorting coke. Right now, my...
PervPanel, August 31st, 2009
I'm 19, but I consider myself to be a smart and savvy woman. I am informed and experienced in sex (though, I definitely have tons more to learn and can't wait). But here's my question. When I first...
PervPanel, August 24th, 2009
First of all, I’m a kinky girl. I’ve done bondage, piercing, full-time D/s relationships—you name it. I have never been squeamish or prudish about exploring sexuality, and until now, I thought that...
PervPanel, August 17th, 2009
I have become so tired of hearing men comment, or even directly ask, how their penis rates in size to other men's penises. I hate being put in the position again and again to have to answer that...
PervPanel, August 10th, 2009
I’m a 26-year-old straight man, and after a long and sometimes difficult period of reflection as well as a lot of counseling, I’ve decided to begin transitioning to become a woman.  This is...
PervPanel, August 3rd, 2009
I'm a gay guy who just got out of a really intense and bad relationship. I’ve always thought of myself as a strong, take-charge person, but somehow my ex was able to dominate me even though it didn’t...
PervPanel, July 28th, 2009
I am terrified of getting a sex disease, but I’m kind of confused about how to keep from getting them. People always say to use condoms and they’ll keep you safe, but then I’ve heard they don’t...
PervPanel, July 21st, 2009
I'm at the beginning of a relationship that is everything I ever wanted: kinky, communicative, supportive, open. My question is, how do I build a deep foundation to keep us solid and growing together...
PervPanel, July 14th, 2009
I just heard about this sexual practice that totally confuses me. Why on earth would you want to stick raw ginger up your butt? Do they also stick it up their twats, too? I don't get it! A friend who...
PervPanel, July 6th, 2009
I'm getting back into the dating world after a long-term relationship went south. I've never dated online before, but now I think it's time to give it a try. I've looked at a few of the sites, and...
PervPanel, June 29th, 2009
I'd like to have threesome with my girlfriend and another woman. We (my girlfriend and I) both think it would be a good idea to bring in a professional: fewer jealousy issues, she'd be focused on our...
PervPanel, June 15th, 2009
A little over 6 months ago, I broke up with the woman I had been seeing for a year and half. Well, to be fair, I was dumped. It's been 5 months since I last saw her, much less spoke to her (she was...
PervPanel, June 8th, 2009
I'm a pervert, and I want to cut my girlfriend's face. Crying blood just sounds really hot to us. Mild scarring isn't a problem, but I don't want to mess with any important nerves or blood vessels. I...
PervPanel, May 26th, 2009
My boyfriend and I have been dating for about 9 months now, and early on he revealed his sexual enjoyment of vampires, being a submissive, latex, role play.... The list goes on. I didn't have...
PervPanel, May 18th, 2009
I love to kiss. I love the way another guy's lips feel. I love Frenching. Making out, necking, whatever you want to call it—I love it. For me, kissing is what makes sex hot. So what's the deal with...
PervPanel, May 11th, 2009
I’ve recently started sleeping with this guy who is great in bed as long as I can keep him from obsessing over my feet. I mean, I thought it was sweet that he noticed my shoes and toenail polish...
PervPanel, May 4th, 2009
Here's this week's Perv Panel question: Whoever buys into that old cliché that size doesn’t matter has never had a lover with a dick that is too small!  I love my boyfriend, but I...
PervPanel, April 27th, 2009
Here's the Perv Panel question for this week: I seem to have gotten stuck in this pattern of behavior and don't know how to get out of it. I am gay and a bit on the shy side. When it comes to the...
PervPanel, April 20th, 2009
My husband of 12 years and I have a long-term relationship (5+ years) with another woman. She doesn't live with us, but she does come to stay one or two weekends a month. We're very much a triad, or...
PervPanel, April 13th, 2009
I am totally freaked out by my boyfriend’s dick.  He is uncircumcised, and I just can’t get use to his dick no matter how many times I try.  It looks weird compared to every other guy I’ve been with...